DrFlygon

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your hand stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand or on your head
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 4

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion 
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else  
13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 5

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (off for me)
23. [x] Have ran into a closed door (give me a break, it was glass)
24. [x] Started a conversation other people had just finished 
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min. to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 9

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it  
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (think so at least)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store and/or off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it's on, even though you knew it was hot 
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

Running total: 11

41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on 
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do. 
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 13

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (all the time)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.

Running total: 17

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa
62. [ ] Said "funner" then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 
68. [ ] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 20

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (something like that, I told someone not to scream and run if a bee landed on them, then it landed on me and I screamed and ran around)
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand 
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people 
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 24

81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back 
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny.
88. [ ]  When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at somebody
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant 
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 25

91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before  
98. [x] When laying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 27% idiot.